SURE, THE VELOCIRAPTORS ARE STILL ON THE LOOSE, BUT THAT’S NO REASON NOT TO REOPEN JURASSIC PARK by CARLOS GREAVES

https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/sure-the-velociraptors-are-still-on-the-loose-but-thats-no-reason-not-to-reopen-jurassic-park?utm_source=Nature+Briefing&utm_campaign=4d3d1489a2-briefing-dy-20200511&utm_medium=email&utm_term=0_c9dfd39373-4d3d1489a2-44992633

QUOTE OF THE DAY

“I’m pleased to announce that, even though the velociraptors are still on the loose, we will be opening Jurassic Park back up to the public!”

Fictional dinosaur attraction Jurassic Park celebrates an end to lockdown. (McSweeney’s Internet Tendency)